...And He Was Happy
airyairyquitecontrary:

presenting the safest kittens in the world

airyairyquitecontrary:

presenting the safest kittens in the world

i just want to sit on your lap and make out for like eight hours

The term “tear gas” is a misnomer. For one thing, “tear gas” seems to imply something innocuous— you would think it’s just a chemical that makes you tear up. In fact, tear gas is a dangerous, potentially lethal chemical agent which is outlawed under the Chemical Weapons Convention for use during wartime. As the Omega Research Foundation argues: “Less-lethal weapons are presented as more acceptable alternatives to guns. But these weapons augment rather than replace the more lethal weapons. Euphemistic labels are used to create the impression that these weapons represent soft and gentle forms of control. CS is never referred to by the authorities as vomit gas, in spite of its capacity to cause violent retching.” NGO Physicians for Human Rights believes that “ ‘tear gas’ is a misnomer for a group of poisonous gases which, far from being innocuous, have serious acute and longer-term adverse effects on the health of significant numbers of those exposed.”
What is tear gas? Facing Tear Gas  (via skullxcrusher)
humansofnewyork:

"I’m embarrassed to say this, but I’ll say it. I’ve had a really hard time finding work, so I’ve been living with my grandmother. And she’s told me recently that she doesn’t have the money to feed me. So I’ve been eating at my friend’s house. I go over there, and I’m too embarrassed to ask for anything, but his dad always insists. He says: ‘Why aren’t you eating? Please, eat!’ This has really caused my idea of ‘family’ to widen. I’ve learned that your family can be anyone."
(Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo)

humansofnewyork:

"I’m embarrassed to say this, but I’ll say it. I’ve had a really hard time finding work, so I’ve been living with my grandmother. And she’s told me recently that she doesn’t have the money to feed me. So I’ve been eating at my friend’s house. I go over there, and I’m too embarrassed to ask for anything, but his dad always insists. He says: ‘Why aren’t you eating? Please, eat!’ This has really caused my idea of ‘family’ to widen. I’ve learned that your family can be anyone."

(Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo)

Once upon a time, there were two girls in a coffee shop…

fallen-angels-darkness:

iwantmynayaburger:

slightlyoddbutcharming:

mysteryofalba:

And Hajabeg(x) tweeted us their story:

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Honestly, the best ever.

This is what happens when Fangirls get out in public lol

We don’t even need ff.net now 

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER OMFG IM SCREAMING! SEND HeLp!

crazysexyfierce:

radicalmuscle:

rarestandfairest:

Shut’em down

Forever the best answer.

Forever reblog.

hector-does-go-rug:

House Week, Day four: Favorite Friendship - House and Thirteen

House - Why not men? You’re bisexual. If you were just being self-destructive, you’d be having random sex with men. Better chances of getting assaulted, catching a disease. If this were just about getting laid, it’d be a lot easier to pick up men. Or ugly girls. But this woman’s hot. Which means you like the challenge, the conquest. It’s the control that gets you off. And controlling women is as close as you can get to controlling what’s going to happen to you.

Thirteen - Here I thought I was just into boobs.

Mum: I think I want to watch that series you were watching a few weeks ago
Me: Which one?
Mum: It was something like 'orphan is the new black'
Me: That's two separate shows
Mum: No
there was a one with dark hair in glasses that you thought was hot
and i'm pretty sure she was a lesbian
because she was going out with that blonde lady
Me: That still could be either show
Mum: I think there were clones
Me: There we go.